True Vintage Wembley Skinny Tie for Olive or Brown Suit

Description

Much better than average used tie.
TPBs and other new and used PB/HC books may (more than likely not) have minor shelf wear and store/personal library stamps or pricing, names or other pen and pencil marks inside the cover...because the product you are looking at is overstock from my "ATTIC OF HORRORS" with its apply named "Shelves of Slight Discomfort". Quite possibly from the "Hall Closet of Partially Alarming Clutter" or the newly rented "Corner Office of General Unease". Either way your item is heard about, driven to, ordered, found, bargained for, obtained, bought, delivered to, signed for, photographed, cropped, rotated, uploaded, listed, shelved, picked, bagged, packed, labeled and shipped by one guy...me. If you want multiple BIN or free ship items, give me a shout so I can make a special listing for you. Before, not after you buy, before.
The more you spend, the happier I am...the happier I am, the happier you are.
All this text too much for you? Doesn't it just make you want to send me a passive-aggressive message to tell me about how you can't be bothered to read all this? Well, you are a problematic customer and should just move on. There really are people out there like that, ruining it for you, me and everyone else...besides this really was a trap. Now more words!
I pride myself on my expert ability to package and ship items safely. Most single comics & TPB and smaller HC books arrive in Stay-Flat tab lock cardboard envelopes with new or used bags and boards, PBs in poly shipping sleeves and everything else in new or used boxes. Depending on the availability, a larger item may arrive in a double taped new or used cardboard box with; air-bubbles, peanuts, padded mailers and packing paper.  I try to re-use as much packaging product as I can. I hope that you can help re-use some of it too. If you need extra attention given to your package because you have a small mailbox, live in an apartment building or have a carrier that thinks mail requires bending as part of the delivery process, just let me know. If need be I can get some sheet metal. I have not nor will I ever give a courtesy refund for an item that you say you didn't get but says "delivered" on tracking. If you think there is a possibility of theft from your delivery address you need to shore that business up. Get a PO box or have packages held at your local...don't be puttin' it on me.
I'm glad to take a return on any item I sell (even if you don't like the color of the box I shipped it in) but please be aware that I do not pay return shipping. It is possible for you to be into your item for more money than your refund will cover after shipping two ways and possibly up to a 20% restocking fee. Something to think about. Any and all returns must be in like condition (sealed, shrink wrapped, unused etc...), insured with delivery confirmation and shipped same method received unless otherwise prompted. Returns go back to the same address they came to you from. Some items are sold as in the package collectibles, removing them from the packaging may suspend your buyer protection. Returns will have any and all original shipping costs (including "free" shipping) deducted before refunding and may have a restocking fee of up to 20%. Customers opting for exchange or replacement are exempt from restocking from returns & a customer requested cancel. Items damaged in the return process will be worked out through the insurance you purchased when you returned the item. If I find that I am at fault for damage or mis-shipment, I of course will take care of it. Any item refused, marked return to sender, undeliverable, vacant, etc. or comes without DC & insurance will be abandoned or ignored unless you make prior arrangements with me. Message me your tracking & insurance numbers before the package arrives please. It is easier and protects both of us that way.
I buy, scarf, obtain, scrounge & hoard jigsaw puzzles by the HUNDREDS from church, garage, community sales and such and they may have musty, basement or attic like odors. ALSO there is NO feasible way for me to count each and every one of them. If you buy a jigsaw puzzle and find there is a missing piece, please just let me know and I will be happy to take care of it. Just send me a picture of it almost completed. Buying a puzzle from me means you acknowledge and consider each and every puzzle to be uncounted with a possibility of being incomplete.
Keys are not implied to be either valid or invalid on any used games or software. Vintage software and media are sold as collectibles and not guaranteed to work or have perfect image quality. Music, game and other discs may be run on a professional buffer machine and then described as LN. Used & LN HC, TPB, DVD & BluRay games and movies may or may not have intact digital download codes or coupons. Some items may be disassembled to ensure they arrive safely and unbroken. My items come from many and varied sources (it would be an impossibility to tell you the pedigree of every item I have for sale) sometimes but not always including; smoking households, homes with weird pets, households with different gods or people that cook gross food.
Making a best offer? Don't bother with less than half. It is insulting and a waste of your time...it's just not gonna happen. I don't understand why you would ever bother.  Am I not responding to your totally lame offers? Best just move on. Is the item already on sale? Well, that is the lowest it is going to go because I'm not here to give stuff away.
Wanting me to split a lot up? I bet you can tell what the answer to that is. Yeah, you're a smrt one alright, I knew I liked you.
Thinking of asking me to alter a customs form? Not doing it, so don't even ask. I'm not going to even pretend to entertain paying customs fees, best to just move on.
Can't buy my stuff?  I don't take payment besides paypal unless you pick the item up in person. If you pay by echeck, I open all unpaid item cases in 2 days, so better hope it clears when it is supposed to. If you are blocked or having some sort of difficulty and you really must buy one of my items, send me a message. I'll help you the best that I can.
Am I an idiot? (entirely possible) Did I manage to misspell something even with spell checker on? Poor grammar? Did I use the wrong picture? Item details from some other book showing up? Got a 00 handling fee? Shipping set to Overnight Express for a 1oz item? Let me know, I'm just one guy and I list VERRRRY early in the morning and am happy to thank for the assist. Know more than me about the item? ...eh, that's also possible. I'm an expert on many, many things, especially in the comics and toy area (70s-00s). I am not however Big King UGG- All Highest of Nerdlandia & Beyond. There are times where I'll miss something like an armor bit, a backpack, a trailer hitch a broken wing tip or a chipped ear. For that I beg your patience. It has taken me 20+ years to amass the knowledge that I have but there is still plenty more to learn.
Need your item faster, like overnight? Want it shipped as a gift? Got special packaging or delivery needs, like to a giftee? Do you just like asking pertinent questions to the task at hand? Fire away! Please note that I cannot mail your item to anywhere but the address(s) you have on file with ebay. If you have a giftee in mind, put their address into your profile and choose it when you checkout and do it BEFORE you buy it. Looking for combined shipping? Also before you buy, not after. Need delayed shipment?  ...again, before you buy is the time to ask for this. Help ME, help YOU. I'm happy to help you with whatever you need BEFORE checkout.
Problem with your order? Drop me a line. I'm happy and determined to help and make your sale right. I'm only one guy doing all this so every now and then I do make a mistake....only problem is, with one guy doing all the work around here, there is no one left to catch the mistake except you.
Item damaged in the mail? Well, dangit. In buying an item from me you are agreeing to help out in any insurance claim. You get any given refund from me, I get my refund from the PO. To start, you show me a picture of the damage and the damaged packaging along with the correspondence or notes from the USPS.  We may end up working it out through insurance and the PO might need to take possession of the item or I may ask for a part to be mailed back, like a book cover or part of the box or I may call it a wash.  No refunds from returns are made until an item or partial item is returned. Remember you need to save any damaged packaging and the damaged item as it may need to be given to the PO as part of a claim.
Item go missing? Well...I have online view-able tracking on every package so just let me know and both of us can easily look into it. If it is a week or more outside of delivery then we should both call the USPS. It will dramatically increase the chances of shaking loose any stuck packages within the system.
Don't be offended when I file NPBs after two days. It isn't personal, just with the bulk I am handling, it is easier to let ebay keep track of that. If you can't pay right away, it would be a good idea (and common courtesy) to ask if I mind before you buy. If you need a few extra days, I really don't mind at all.  I do mind if you don't ask.
Not sure what the item is that I am selling? I know right! (You'd be surprised how often that happens) This is a BIG hint that maybe you shouldn't just go and willy-nilly hit "Buy It Now". Look, I know I am not the most flowery of description writers. "This is the name of the thing I have, it is in X condition.", is about as far as I go. If you do not know what my item is or you are unfamiliar with its function ASK. I'd much rather you DIDN'T buy something from me if you have no idea what it is or what I am talking about. Let me repeat that in a different way, even though I shouldn't have to: "If you do not know what it is you are looking at in my store, do not buy it!". If you are not sure what shelf wear, ding, stress, variant, chipping, oxidation, acid staining, Silver, Bronze, Copper Age, Full Bleed, JLA, JSA, BTVS, LOTR, ST:TNG, VF, GN, HC, PF, PB, TPB, OGN, OAV,  MOC, MISB, DCU, MSRP or other common retail comic shop lingo terms mean....you are over your head and need some help. It's OK. Everyone starts somewhere. Feel free to ask me anything, I'm your 20+ years experience Nerd Prince expert. Please make your questions very specific if you need more information and please...do your asking before you buy. If I don't respond there is a reason why I have done so, please move on.
My handling time is 1 day, but most shipments go out in far less than 24 hours and even some within mere minutes of paying. Feedback is automatically given out after you receive your item and are happy.
Again, because this is super extra important: I cannot & will not ship to any address other than one you have on file with ebay! Make sure your address is correct before you checkout. If you have special delivery needs, you have to tell me before you buy because your item may already be on its way before your message is read. If you ask me to ship to another address I will try to hide my intense frustration with you and politely tell you no and ship it to your registered address, there is no other option. There is no other option. There isn't. No.
Firm but fair. Informal but professional. Committed and honest. Long winded and slightly amusing. My ebay store is an outlet for overstock and garage sale treasure hunt finds. I take it very seriously and promise to treat you just like I would any walk-in to my comic book shop. If you didn't like my novel length Wordy McWordwords, well tough.
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